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asset

Coinbase Global Inc

premium

$COIN The option premium on this is ridiculous right now.

A minute before close premiums were expensive for $73 puts and $75 calls even when it clearly wasn’t going to close below or above either of those prices.

$COIN The premium on CSP weeklies for this bitch are insane!

$COIN my theory is they are doing this to rape the call and put premiums.

$COIN not looking good unless big volume at open.

$COIN bears in big trouble with bitty on the rise.

Oh and also add on Grayscales campaign to buy Bitcoin and dump gold on top of those two other fiacos just mentioned and you just have one big mess.

The big boys are toying with you and this is setting up for a disaster.

but the problem comes from the US economy and it is facing big problems that is where all the problems of stocks and cryptocurrency come from and next year they will all fall even more because the recession will be announced

risk

The fact that $AITX had accounts in $COIN  and other high risk banks is extremely concerning.

Too much risk to the downside and very limited upside potential for the next 6mths.

High - Risk, proceed with caution. https://moneyandmarkets.com/stock/symbol/?id=COIN&amp;checkSymbol=false

Why would anyone want to put their account creds at risk like that?

but the risk to the downside is strong with these ones.

Unbelievable risk with a severely capped ceiling

account

$COIN they will be paying massive bank fees just to have accounts that are highly restricted.

$COIN How many times I have to verify my info to protect my account worth $0.25

(Of course i know its a spam mail)

$COIN how safe is Plaid with my bank account?

but keep getting emails that my coinbase account is compromised 🙄😵‍💫😵‍💫

I was hacked through my coin base account and lost all my crypto currency’s and to make matters worse ,they were able to drain my checking and savings from my bank 🏦.

Cash management procedural failures included the absence of an accurate list of bank accounts and account signatories, as well as insufficient attention to the creditworthiness of banking partners around the world.

buying

You don’t have to answer, keep buying those dips and listening to absolute dumbs dumbs! LMFAO

$COIN you gotta be real dumb buying puts here.

$COIN buying calls after a 35% raise in three trading days has to be the most idiotic thing you could do.

$COIN People are going to get killed buying this junk!

$COIN buying this seems very dumb; crypto trading is dead as a dodo.

$COIN Crypto is a hedge against everything that’s wrong in the world right now ‼️

$BTC.X Apparently has become the new $GLD Gold $SLV 
Hedge
$COIN sweepers still coming in 
$HUT 🥃💰

You are now seeing for the first time how Bitcoin is a TRUE hedge against inflation, bank and stock market crashes.

$MARA  
 
Marie (Mara) Samantha is due next week, We are welcoming new addition to my hedge family  .

Keep adding and add all quality BTC related assets including: $RIOT $MARA $HUT $COIN BKKT and HIVE

$HIVE Since the dawn of Mankind on earth GOLD has be the Hedgemon of assets in good times and bad.

This is a PERFECT STORM for BTC and BTC related assets!!!

$COIN They are telling you your assets are safe!

We know this is headed up, this one will always have juice, it’s directly tied to the most volatile assets on the planet.

This company has so much cash because of the IPO and they have 1 to 1 assets, they are very safe and not like the scam FTX was.

assets are higher than the MC X100+ correction

crypto

$COIN $BABA Huge run for the bulls today - congrats if you banked!!

, once BITCOIN BREAKS 30K ALL BREAK LOOSE BULLISH

$FRC $GME $COIN Long on Crypto Calls BULLISH

$FRC $COIN $GME Swing on GME 100 Shares BULLISH

Today’s Gain $66.32 ✅

Weekly Gain So Far $131.52 ✅

Tomorrow I start trading the $2,500 again from where it was plus the extra $131.52 💯

$COIN $SPY $META $GOOGL

$COIN: The Revenue has been growing by 81.56% on average over the past 5 years.

$COIN this will pullback for sure, question is…can we time it right…I’m longterm bullish,

These are my top four gainers at the close: $COIN $PLBY $PARA $LYFT

$COIN Track record for COIN 6 wins + notable mention / 0 loss.

$BKKT Very bullish on this $AAPL $COIN $BTC.X

call

$COIN lucky for me I bought 135 calls for March 31 😍😍😍

$COIN $SI Crypto and Coinbase Bull Run Call.

$COIN 

Next week $80 calls worked great today.

$COIN man, my weekly calls have been great.

$COIN  The demand for calls implies a positive outlook for the underlying stock We are seeing the $90 CALL having heavy activity which expire in 7 days.

news

$COIN Chipping away at any uncertainty that may derail this powerful rally; it appears that all the bad news is out now !

This is a huge news for defi and WELL token.

$ROKU $COIN market is red these last few days… any good economic signs these two are going to go viral…big earnings news coming as well

$COIN picked up more at open, haha nice try shorties…good news is now good news again!! !

any good news would be an amazing news like winning court cases.

$COIN can’t wait for the news to come out tonight about COIN, it’s going to be epic!

$COIN well, good news for bulls is it looks like it will be a slow bleed and not a drop to where you cant get out.

JPMorgan Chase & Co.

investment

Listening to a slick investment banker talk without actually saying anything is the worst!

$SCHW 10% loss for a large investment bank like this is NOT something I had on my mind.

Investment Banking Revenue down over 100% - Banks ARE finally getting CRUSHED! $SPY

break

$JPM a break below 131.50 makes the daily chart look awful

loss

The unrealized losses have still not been settled.

The losses are also not reflected in stress tests or measures of capital adequacy.

$JPM after Bank crash fk loss all Epx.x 🤣🤣🤣money gone in 1 day

manipulation

The market is being way to overreactive and overly manipulated.

$SBNY 
$JPM This fraud is pretty much sitting at 52-week high mainly through manipulation and spoofing the order book.

trust

There should not be any trust anymore in all the banks!

$JPM All this is bull:  &quot;Put your money in banks&quot; &quot;Banks are safe&quot; &quot;JPM is the safest bank&quot; 
 
Meanwhile the big investment firms and hedge funds are SELLING everything to do with banks.

$AMC $APE $GME $SPY $JPM 

Poor Hedge Funds on here still think they can beat retail in these plays hahahah 😂 

This just keeps getting better and better!

$BTC.X best performing asset = Bitcoin $WFC $JPM $SPY

$frc i feel like FRC is safe because $jpm is backing their assets and liquidity.

.all risk assets will boom again. Amazing.

✧ Preliminary Michigan consumer sentiment (Jan) 
✦ U.S. import/export prices (Dec) 
✧ Risk assets attempt to close the week on a high note

earnings

This ticker is going up on earnings momentum in the next couple weeks.

Beautiful setup after earnings with @TheMandalorian2  next time we go heavier $QQQ

$JPM https://www.stockilluminati.com/jpm/news.php - JPMorgan Earnings Review: Best-In-Class Bank And Stock

$JPM 

biggest bank in the world up 40% in 3 months, swinging 10% on earnings day.

$JPM boom bought a 2000 shares down 4$ early this am - earnings were great yup goo baby goo

JPMorgan, Wells Fargo, Bank of America and Citi beat earnings expectations,

Short scalp on $M, long scalp on $TQQQ and the rest is a nice gain on the day.

$SPY $QQQ $JPM and they wonder why no one holds cash in here 😅 I’ll stake crypto and get much better 😁

$SPY - BREAKING NEWS - Keep Buying the BUBBLE.

$SPY $JPM $FRC $UBS 

Mega banks and center banks are such hero’s.

$SPY Danni&#39;s good, she gets into he weeds for those who like that

trading

Love this trading pattern, very predictable.

Don&#39;t waste your time searching for the perfect trade when you can have it delivered to you every week.

Always presents a fairly easy trade a month out

its a headfake 
 
Trade smart 
 
$jpm $aapl $amzn $tsla

Nonetheless 7 positive trades, mostly $AMZN quickees, covered my final short on $M for a healthy profit, another $JPM long scalp and nice $TQQQ scalp per usual.

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Meta Platforms Inc

index

$META this is a pretty poor move considering the indexes strength

Fucking Valve Index beats Meta&#39;s ass.

Moreover, with the index up almost 2% today (9% in two) this eeked out 1%, barely. Exhausted?

$META wow doing again much worse than indexes and has zero pump news …

but very unfortunate to see $META and $NFLX today, one of the recent best indices running day

$META This is fkg Broken, look at indices and this TURD

but the best money making companies accounting for more than 25% of index getting creamed as well.

imagine

Imagine being that wrong and sucking that bad at this.

Imagine if the people giving him a hard time for deleting his tweet end up deleting their tweet of giving him a hard time.

Just imagine how bad things would be with that orange racist bigot were still in office.

$META  imagine dating in the metaverse what an absolute trash idea!

$SLS Imagine owning this worthless scam when you could actually own real companies like $PRVB or $META.

$META can you imagine how bad this will be ?

Just imagine how bad things would be with that orange racist bigot still in office.

Imagine actually paying for a premium subscription to this shit web site?

$META imagine being so incapable of dealing with reality (and consequences) , that you had to create a fake virtual world.

rule

Elon sounds like a child who keeps changing the rules of the game as they continue to lose.

THE 3 DAY RULE DOESNT EXIST YOU DUMB BROKE CLOWNS!

level

These shares aren&#39;t going to hang around these levels very long!

It’s stock price is pre Pandemic levels.

$META Huge downside day here, Rejecting supply level

$META feels like a rejection at a key level.

Another Facebook level controversy or worse in the making.

The same level of Fraud took place with the other Big Tech companies, if not even worse (if that’s possible?).

health

$META Social media is bad for your mental health.

VR headsets, etc… = severe brain health hazard.

$FB stop this beat saber marketing shit there are so many better applications with VR - Training, health, military, classroom, flight, etc thank fucking around with a beat saber

$META this stock has affected my mental health a lot.

It’s your best bet to hedge in an questionable economy!

I’m holding my hedge through earnings bullish $SQQQ

but happy to make money on my hedge and Buy more for Retirement. .

Buy The Dip &amp; Thank me later 📈🚀 Huge squeeze tomorrow 🚀 If you short at least hedge 📈📈 
 
$spy $msft $nvda $meta $qqq

$META remains a top 10 holding by hedge funds quarter after quarter.

$META META will hit 122 to 128 tomorrow to gap fill 
 
MACD just crossed 
 
$AMZN $AAPL  
 
THIS IS THE START OF THE BULL MARKET 
 
JUST BUY AND HOLD 
 
ALL HEDGE FUNDS BANKS 401K etc etc etc are BUYING

Good hedge idea: short $META and long literally anything else 🤔

$META this is a great hedge against a tik tok ban.. Long here

$META $NFLX  AI scanner benefits include the ability to scan multiple markets and assets simultaneously, identify patterns and trends, and provide real-time alerts when new opportunities arise.

$NFTFF I&#39;ve been saying for months NFT Tech is the future of NFT and virtual assets with their earn and trade approach, excited to see how far their compatibility with $META will grow!

$META UPGRADED BY MS $QQQ

Buy buy buy buy and going higher into eow!! !

We alerted the BUY signal at $198.29 and we were able to close this one with profit at $204.9499 🎲

$META Cramer says buy, retail buys and makes money.

$QQQ $AAPL $AMZN $META early buy signals at 9:35AM thx @Grover888 TOS Scripts  $NFLX turnt nice buy the dip triggered

$NFLX upgrades everywhere strong buy, reiterating a buy etc.

$SNAP $META $LYFT $SPY  
 
Great win for the bulls today!

$TSLA perfect short set up for tomorrow $SPY $AAPL $META

$SNAP $SPY $SQ $ZM 🩸🩸🩸🏦🏦🏦💵💵💵

$SPY Beautiful 300% trade Friday,  💕 😘 $QQQ small account challenge  resumes Monday!

I would guess you could scarcely believe your good luck! $SPY

$META    200  CLOSE  LETS  F CKING  GOOOOOO 😎🤑🤑🤑 
. $SPY

this is great from @jdmarkman re big tech ‘publishers’

$qqq $msft $fb $qqq

bull

$META Pumped to pull more bulls in for Powell 🤣🏦🔥🤡

$META  bulls with an incredible run last few months  
 
now is time to take profits

$META this has been a great week for META bulls.

$META dont worry bulls it will rise again:) thats what cramer said

$META  even the monthly chart is nearing overbought 
 
nice run bulls

COIN

Coinbase Global Inc

17.60%

$71.42 - $83.99

Mar, 18, 2023

Mar, 17, 2023

JPM

JPMorgan Chase & Co.

-9.12%

$143.65 - $130.55

Mar, 15, 2023

Jan, 31, 2023

META

Meta Platforms Inc

5.50%

$191.62 - $202.16

Mar, 17, 2023

Jan, 30, 2023

COIN

Coinbase Global Inc

17.60%

$71.42 - $83.99

Mar, 18, 2023

Mar, 17, 2023

Mar, 14, 2023

Jan, 29, 2023

JPM

JPMorgan Chase & Co.

-9.12%

$143.65 - $130.55

Mar, 15, 2023

Jan, 31, 2023

Oct, 14, 2022

META

Meta Platforms Inc

5.50%

$191.62 - $202.16

Mar, 17, 2023

Jan, 30, 2023

Jan, 15, 2023

Jan, 12, 2023

Dec, 29, 2022

Nov, 10, 2022

Oct, 26, 2022

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